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Bad Santa Sex Position

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Bad Santa Sex Position
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Bad Santa is an intimate, seated sex position with wonderful access to her breasts that’s enjoyed on a chair.

An illustration of the Bad Santa sex position. This picture demonstrates how Bad Santa is an intimate, seated sex position with wonderful access to her breasts that's enjoyed on a chair.
Bad Santa Sex Position Illustration
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Getting Into the Bad Santa Sex Pose

  1. The husband sits in a chair.
  2. His wife straddles his lap.
  3. He wraps his arms around her waist.

Technique

The husband enters his wife and she bounces up and down for deep penetration or makes a front-to-back motion with her pelvis for more clitoral stimulation.

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  • Clitoral Stimulation: Apply a little tingling gel to your wife’s clitoris so she can enjoy additional clitoral stimulation while making love to you. Wear a vibrating ring around the base of your penis so your wife can enjoy the ring’s vibrations on her clitoris during lovemaking.
  • Breast Stimulation: Bury your husband’s face in your breasts and let him lick and kiss them while making love. He can also dab a little edible tingling cream to your nipples and lick it off.

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Comments

  1. Great position. Make sure to use an armless chair with no rollers. Freedom of movement for your bodies is very important and you also want the chair to stay put.

    I really like it when my wife bounces up and down but my favorite thing to do in this position is have her sit on me so that I am all the way inside her and then we just slowly grind. The pressure from her sitting on me adds to the pleasure tremendously. All I have to do to O at that point is take a firm hold of her buttocks and just push myself against her. Ejaculating with the aforementioned sitting pressure is amazing.

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  2. Similar to Rodeo in many ways. Since the wife is in full control over depth, speed, pressure, angle, & stimulation, it seems to statistically be in her favor that there is some variation that she will absolutely adore! So keep experimenting!

    Try to keep your clitoris pressed against him at all times.
    * Up & Down movement is easier in this position than Rodeo.
    * Circle movements can be toe-curling in this position.
    * Side-to-Side movement [shifting your weight from one butt-cheek to the other] can feel really good too.

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